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My first blog as a new dad


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#Winter, please move out. #Spring’s name has been on the lease for a month! #staugustine #florida #weather #uggh

#Winter, please move out. #Spring’s name has been on the lease for a month! #staugustine #florida #weather #uggh

Happy Beardster everyone!!!πŸ˜„πŸ‘ @salty_beards @beardyland @beardporn #happyeaster #eastereggs ##bunnyears #easterbunnyfromhell #beard #beards #beardstagram #dadbeards #beardeddads #beardfun #beardporn #dadlife #ilovebeards #standbackgeniusatwork! 😜

Happy Beardster everyone!!!πŸ˜„πŸ‘ @salty_beards @beardyland @beardporn #happyeaster #eastereggs ##bunnyears #easterbunnyfromhell #beard #beards #beardstagram #dadbeards #beardeddads #beardfun #beardporn #dadlife #ilovebeards #standbackgeniusatwork! 😜

#surfedout after only 2 hours, but it felt awesome to be more than knee deep in the ocean after soo long! #stillgotit #thankful #mentalfloss #permagrin @salty_beards #salty_beards #saltybeards #yewww #rejuvenated #reinvigorated #saltwatertherapy #soretomorrow πŸ˜œπŸ‘

#surfedout after only 2 hours, but it felt awesome to be more than knee deep in the ocean after soo long! #stillgotit #thankful #mentalfloss #permagrin @salty_beards #salty_beards #saltybeards #yewww #rejuvenated #reinvigorated #saltwatertherapy #soretomorrow πŸ˜œπŸ‘

Pretty much my first surf in 7 months. Hope my body still remembers the basics! Lol @kook_of_the_day 😜

Pretty much my first surf in 7 months. Hope my body still remembers the basics! Lol @kook_of_the_day 😜

Happy Good Friday from #daddydaycare-ville!!! 😱 I hope this encourages all you young folk to practice safe sex and become gainfully employed!!! 😜 #birthcontrol @hollyleleπŸ˜„

Happy Good Friday from #daddydaycare-ville!!! 😱 I hope this encourages all you young folk to practice safe sex and become gainfully employed!!! 😜 #birthcontrol @hollyleleπŸ˜„

Yewww!!! #bloodmoon #1 #2014 #blurryashell, but #whocares!πŸ˜œπŸ‘πŸ˜‘ Now, #backtobed!πŸ˜„

Yewww!!! #bloodmoon #1 #2014 #blurryashell, but #whocares!πŸ˜œπŸ‘πŸ˜‘ Now, #backtobed!πŸ˜„

This #fancygal is #4yearsold today!!! I’m still #pinchingmyself, such a dream! #teaganroyalty 😊❀️❀️❀️#loveher #birthdaygirl #aceventura’s #daughterπŸ˜„

This #fancygal is #4yearsold today!!! I’m still #pinchingmyself, such a dream! #teaganroyalty 😊❀️❀️❀️#loveher #birthdaygirl #aceventura’s #daughterπŸ˜„

#noneedforwords 😜 #fishing #codfish #dildo #weirdness @majesticlures Thanks for sharing!😜

#noneedforwords 😜 #fishing #codfish #dildo #weirdness @majesticlures Thanks for sharing!😜

It’s kinda cheatin’ but good fun, nonetheless! My first #tilapiaonfly (aka #groupersandwich!😜) & my first fish on a fly of #myowncreation!πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸŽ£ #flyfishing #flytying #flyfishingstaugustine #floridaflyfishing #floridaretentionponds #skinnywaterculture #4wt @eagleclawfishing #featherlight #blackeagle

It’s kinda cheatin’ but good fun, nonetheless! My first #tilapiaonfly (aka #groupersandwich!😜) & my first fish on a fly of #myowncreation!πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸŽ£ #flyfishing #flytying #flyfishingstaugustine #floridaflyfishing #floridaretentionponds #skinnywaterculture #4wt @eagleclawfishing #featherlight #blackeagle

#sundaymorningsoundtrack #3hourstomyself #boatsbeachesbarsandballads #jimmybuffett #mentalfloss #flyfishing #staugustine #beach #creek #ponds #whereever #woohoo!!!πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸŽ£πŸŸ

#sundaymorningsoundtrack #3hourstomyself #boatsbeachesbarsandballads #jimmybuffett #mentalfloss #flyfishing #staugustine #beach #creek #ponds #whereever #woohoo!!!πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸŽ£πŸŸ